WEBVTT 100:00:00.080 –> 00:00:03.799POWERBI, the golden promise of self service analytics and the 200:00:03.839 –> 00:00:07.519silent destroyer of data consistency. Everyone loves it until you 300:00:07.559 –> 00:00:10.960realize your company
WEBVTT 100:00:00.080 –> 00:00:03.799POWERBI, the golden promise of self service analytics and the 200:00:03.839 –> 00:00:07.519silent destroyer of data consistency. Everyone loves it until you 300:00:07.559 –> 00:00:10.960realize your company
100:00:00,000 –> 00:00:01,680The night was thick with static, 200:00:01,680 –> 00:00:03,760Teams channels hummed like open vents, 300:00:03,760 –> 00:00:06,440not secure by default, not even close. 400:00:06,440 –> 00:00:09,360Guests slip in.
100:00:00,000 –> 00:00:01,660Your SharePoint looks confident. 200:00:01,660 –> 00:00:04,200Copilot 2, ask a question, get an answer, 300:00:04,200 –> 00:00:06,600deliver it with the swagger of a straight A student. 400:00:06,600 –>
100:00:00,000 –> 00:00:03,340Your co-pilot rollout will fail for one reason, people not tech. 200:00:03,340 –> 00:00:06,740You’ll light up licenses, publish a heroic memo, and three months later? 300:00:06,740 –> 00:00:07,460Nothing.
100:00:00,000 –> 00:00:04,440You’ve got six dashboards, three vendors, and a color-coded incident spreadsheet. 200:00:04,440 –> 00:00:09,600Congrats, you built a Rube Goldberg machine that alerts loudly and catches little. 300:00:09,600 –>






