Opening – The Governance Headache You’re still doing manual Fabric audits? Fascinating. That means you’re voluntarily spending weekends cross-checking Power BI datasets, Fabric workspaces, and Purview classifications with spreadsheets. Admirable—if

100:00:00,000 –> 00:00:01,440We do not drown in documents. 200:00:01,440 –> 00:00:03,600We drown in decisions untouched by meaning. 300:00:03,600 –> 00:00:05,520Data has its own gravity and left alone. 400:00:05,520 –> 00:00:07,000It

100:00:00,000 –> 00:00:06,500Rain on glass, a monitor flickers, somewhere in the building, a fan spins like a tire 200:00:06,500 –> 00:00:07,500detective. 300:00:07,500 –> 00:00:13,700The night was quiet, too quiet, servers

Opening Hook & Teaching Promise Somewhere right now, a data analyst is heroically exporting a hundred‑megabyte CSV from Microsoft Fabric—again. Because apparently, the twenty‑first century still runs on spreadsheets and

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